Introducing our Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, a staple for those who value comfort, style, and calling it like it is.
The garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and rich hues, while the illustration speaks to your inner burnout sage: calm, caffeinated, and well aware that things are not fine. Whether you’re on a quiet coffee date or observing the collapse of society from your window, this shirt provides both charm and honesty.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s pre-shrunk and ethically sourced, perfect for gifting or self-soothing. Comfort, individuality, and just the right level of emotional detachment—what more could you want?
Slogan reads:
“I don’t have the answers. I just know it’s a shitshow.”
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Product Features:
- Unisex fit, sizes S–4XL
- Durable double-needle stitching
- No side seams = less fabric waste, smoother silhouette
- Garment-dyed for softness + depth of colour
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton
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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron/steam low if needed
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
